Roy Jr.

His name was Roy

a.k.a. Roy

He was a guy

That about sums up Roy

I know

Exciting

Right?

So, this guy, Roy

He was out chopping down a tree

And somebody was out hunting

And a stray bullet hit Roy

And well

He keeled over

Kaput

Can’t say any more

It was Roy

So Roy had this cousin,

See?

His cousin’s name was Bob

People called him Bob for short

Bob was a guy

He drank beer.

He fell off a bridge.

Somebody said he jumped.

Somebody else said somebody pushed him.

But, somebody said he was pretty sure

That wasn’t the case.

Anyway,

Bob’s wife Lou,

She’s a girl.

Well, that is

She was a girl, a dame really.

She had a pet skunk named Roy Jr.

Everyone called him Roy Jr. just to keep it simple.

So Lou was out walking one day

And she got hit by somebody in a car.

Somebody else said he was pretty sure it wasn’t an accident since Roy Sr.

Said he saw Lou running from the car just before she got hit.

Roy Sr. said she must have run a quarter of a mile

before that car got her.

So Roy Sr. posted an ad in the paper

to get Roy Jr. adopted.

The add got a lot of response.

Somebody called three times,

But Roy Sr. decided he had better give Roy Jr.

To somebody else.

Roy Jr. got real sick for a while

Until somebody else took him to the pet hospital

And the good old doctor dug the cartridge

From Roy ’s hunting accident

Out of his belly.

I guess Somebody’s been missing it.