Oh skunk, what have you done to me!

We were so good together, you and I.

You with your skunk-like ways; your stench you drenched

on my underwear. Now it stinks really bad. How am I supposed to

get it out? hmm? Tide? Clorox? All? Bounce?

And then you ran away after you skunked me!

After you punked me! How am I supposed to call you back?

I don’t even have your number.

I will sue. To you. Skip to my lou.

You took me, and soaked me and royally provoked me.

What say you?

Now gimme fifty bucks

the end!