The Story of Mr. Pee-Ew

There once was a skunk named Pee-ew

He came from a place called Bal-oo,

He walked around, all over town

Till he was snatched up by a man from the zoo.

Then he was put in a cage with a bird

Who yelled so loud he was heard

All over the zoo, till it upset Pee-ew

So he tried to escape undettered.

He dug a hole in the ground by the fence

So much digging that he became tense

So he decided to wait, around by the gate

For a massage, because it made sense.

Up walked a squirrel from the street,

He was holding some oil by his feet,

“Turn over he said, and give me your head

And I’ll make you feel quite sweet“.

Now Mr. Pee-ew had a question,

“How much do you charge for this session?”

Cause he had no cash, nothing but trash

And he knew it was an expensive profession.

The squirrel turned to look at him,

held out both his left and right limb,

For he wanted no cash, he had a huge stash

He was looking for a cat named Jim.

“If you’ll help me search for this crazy feline,

I’ll give you the service and take you to dine,

This cat stole my nut, then stepped on my gut

Before he gave me the sign.”

Pee-ew just giggled and said with a smile,

“I’ll have to decline, its not worthwhile

For me to get hurt, digging through dirt

Looking for something so hostile“.

Then came a man who opened the door,

He’d just returned from the local store

Lots of fruit and tasty roots,

Everything Mr. Pee-ew came to adore.

Hi there boy, he said to the skunk

As he layed down a giant pinapple chunk

This ones for you, welcome to the zoo

As he filled the bowl by the tree trunk.

This place isn‘t bad, all the food you can eat,

Not only the fruit, but look at the wheat

Good for his tummy, he wasn’t a dummy

He ate till his dinner was complete.

Right then he decided that he’d stay there,

Service like this was quite rare

It wasn't that bad, he didn’t feel sad,

And he liked his new neighbor the bear.